nikktheconqueerer:

we all took this movie too literally

luxurae:

you know when you’re taking a hot shower and you’re sweating and getting cleaned at the same time.. yeah what is up with that?

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION
GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA
mikalhvi:

full-onrainstorm:

WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING

"Did you mean: Congratulations TRAITOR!" that’s fucking priceless.

icorly:

mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink

howling-lights:

howling-lights:

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

sometimes i get mad at australian stereotypes but then i remember that my backyard looks like this

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IM FREAKING OUT THIS IS MY BACKYARD HOW DID YOU GET THIS PICTURE??????

never mind i just found my brother’s blog by accident

michael5zoz:

it’s been 2 years now and i still don’t understand why niall kissed wiz khalifa 

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sereneflaws:

viridiannightmares:

fuckyeahthebetterlife:

Most likely the best post ever.

If you don’t know this rug you didn’t live

i’m laughing bc i’m at work rn and this rug is right next to me