Shout out to that one shirt that’s fit you for like, 5 years no matter how much your body has changed
I even grew boobs and it’s like ‘whatever, I got you’.
i love it when people compliment my pets
She looks pretty dead
- me: i'll do it at 7PM
- time: 7:02PM
- me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now
that one celebrity crush that is both the cutest person you have ever seen but also the sexiest motherfucker on the planet